Learn The Hoedown Throwdown!

23 02 2009

Miley Cyrus has made a how-to video for what can only be the most annoyingly named dance routine in history – the Hoedown Throwdown.  The Hoedown Throwup is from Miley’s new upcoming Hannah Montana movie and it features about 35 different moves and teeny bopper dancers in lots of neon!  The Hoedown Shmoedown is being promoted by Miley on youtube as a dance for kids to watch, learn, shoot themselves, and post back on youtube.  The Hoedown Fauxdown is just yet another thing to add to my list of reasons why Miley Cyrus makes me want to throw up all over myself.  Here’s the Hoedown Crapsandwichdown (got sick of rhyming) if you’d like to learn and then post videos of yourself looking like a jackass in neon.

You know… there aren’t any Asian kids in Miley’s crew in this video!  WEIRD!

Posted by Garvey




7 responses

24 02 2009
Mr. Stratford

This just reminds me that I need to find a Miley ring tone for my phone.

30 04 2009

ummm. if u hate miley cyruss so much then. why do u have this video on ur website?? jussst wonderinn…. and besidess i made a video on youtube doin the hoedown throwdown. its funy. my friends dressd like hoes and we did the dance… but alot of us decideed to make it look more liek the name sounddss. we look like hookers, hoes, and sluts. hmm that fits the name hoedown throwdown better….

1 05 2009

Jess – thanks for your comment. We posted the video so that the world can laugh at how stupidly ridiculous it is. If you want to send us a link to the video that you made, we’ll be more than happy to post that as well so the world can laugh at it’s stupid ridiculousness. More importantly, are you old enough to be dressing as a hooker, hoe, or slut? Judging by your spelling and grammar, I’d guess that you’re about age 6, which leads me to believe that you are far too young to be dressing that way. Enjoy your youth while you can kid, there will be plenty of time to dress like your sixteen year old slutty idol once you actually hit that age.

21 07 2009

Just seems that ur jealous that a young teenager can make something of herself and appeal to the younger age. If you don’t like her it doesn’t mean you gotta make nasty remarks about her… just keep it to yourself

15 09 2009

Shut up, Brian.

9 10 2009

i love myley cyrus she is so cool i could explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 10 2009

I LOVE MILEY CYRUS SO MUCH I COULD BURST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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