An Evening With Miley Cyrus… Cup!

19 10 2008


For our first D-list interview, this one is quite the A-lister, folks!  Tonight I had the unique opportunity to sit down for a few moments with (my roommate’s) Miley Cyrus (cup)!  We sat down over a cup ‘o joe (being held by Ms. Miley Cyrus cup herself) and delved into Miley’s work on the new Disney Christmas album, her new boyfriend, and dishwasher safety.  Please enjoy.

earbudz: Miley!  First of all, I want to thank you for taking the time to sit down with us this evening.

MCC:  You pulled me out of the dishwasher mid-cycle, dipshit.

earbudz: And I have to say, this recent wash has made you look all shiny and clean!  How do you ever keep your skin so young looking?

MCC: It’s made out of plastic.

earbudz: Wow!  Not many people in Hollywood admit to having plastic surgery done!  I am truly impressed that you are able to be so honest and forthright!

MCC:  I didn’t have surgery, asshole.  I’m made out of plastic.  I’m all plastic.  I’m a cup, for cry-eye!

earbudz: Well, you are one beautiful cup, that’s all that I know!  So let’s talk about Mr. Justin Gaston!  Now there’s a hunka hunka burnin’ love!  No matter how much older he is, or how illegal it would be for him to have sex with you…

MCC:  Justin Gaston is dating Miley Cyrus.  I’m a cup with pictures of Miley Cyrus all over it.  No one is trying to have sex with me.  Because I’m a cup.  A cup.

earbudz:  But surely you must have some nugget of behind the scenes information for us!

MCC: Do you realize that your roommate bought me for one dollar at Dominick’s?  I’M A CUP!  I was made in Taiwan, sat in a cardboard box, then on a grocery store shelf in Chicago, and then I ended up in your cupboard.  I’ve never even met Miley Cyrus.

earbudz:  Okay, okay, we understand artists wanting to keep their personal lives private.  We’re down with that.  Let’s talk about the new Disney Christmas album that you’re singing on, “All Wrapped Up.”  

MCC:  The coffee that you’ve filled me with is starting to melt me.  What kind of an asshole puts hot coffee in a plastic cup?

earbudz:  Well, we here at earbudz can’t wait to review the album!

MCC:  I’m melting.

earbudz:  We understand that our time is up, but thank you so much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to sit down with us tonight!

MCC:  Meeeeellltttiiinnngg…

Posted by Garvey




One response

19 10 2008
dana r loftus

dipshit is possibly one of my favorite words ever. regardless, miley needs to have her mouth washed out with d/w detergent.

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